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BPM - Bull shit per Minute
The industry norm measuring a banker's ability to awe clients.
    
The more bullshit a banker utters in the course of a limited time period 9a minute) the more (s) he is able to amaze the client. This effect is achieved by ensuring the BPM is above the cutoff threshold, beyond which a client does not have the opportunity to think in between individual pieces of bullshit uttered, and thus does not have the ability to realize that what is being thrown at them by the banker is complete rubbish.
Posted by  Marcus Evans (ANZ) Limited, Information Management Network LLC.
 
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